Jul
05
2009
“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”
#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse
Allie the Mouse is Minnie’s prettier sister.
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A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store.
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Jul
04
2009
Julius Cheeser!
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
“Hard cheese, huh?”
54 inch Granny the Mouse
#6818 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse
As little red riding hood would say: “Granny what big eyes you have!” Granny replies: “The bigger to see you with my dear!”
Dress and bloomer instructions included.
Jun
29
2009
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Jun
29
2009
Save 67% off on large stuffed animals patterns with our 6-in-1 combo package.
You get 6 of the most popular 54″ tall Homestead Greeters™ stuffed animal designs on 4 huge poster-size pages for only $20(a $60 value). Free shipping included to USA and Canada. Plush pig, horse, mouse, cow, sheep, and bunny included.
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Jun
29
2009
Save 75% off on our best deal ever! With our 8-in-1 small stuffed animal combo package, you get 8 of the most popular 17″ tall Homestead Greeters™ stuffed animal designs
on 2 huge poster-size pages for only $16(a $64 value). Free shipping included to USA and Canada. Plush pig, horse, mouse, cat, cow, sheep, bunny, and rooster included.
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