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Jul 05 2009
8! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
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#6825 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose
Jul 04 2009
The bartender sets the drink in front of him and tells the horse, “It’s okay buddy, you can talk to me. Why the long face?”
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#6806 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Horse
Jul 04 2009
A wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye?
A winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and wearing a blue suede shoe?
A honky tonky winky wonky donkey
What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and wearing a blue suede shoe and playing piano?
Talented!!!!
#6842 17 and 23 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Donkeys
Jul 04 2009
A milk cow and a longhorn enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The milk cow says “Mooooooo!”
And the longhorn says “That’s funny, I was just about to say that.”
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#6812 17 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Cows
Jul 04 2009
A: It was the chicken’s day off!
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#6815 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Cat
Jul 04 2009
The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one bunny turned to the other and said, “Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days until we outnumber them?”
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#6814 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Bunny
Jul 04 2009
The three bears were splitting up and ended up in family court. The judge asks baby bear about living with his father. Baby bear says “No, I can’t live with papa bear, he beats me terribly… and mama bear does too!” Then baby bear says, “I want to stay with my aunt Bertha bear who lives in Chicago.” “Why?” asks the judge. “The Chicago Bears don’t beat anybody”, says baby bear.
#6811 11 and 13 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Bears
Jul 04 2009
Swine flu!
Why do pigs never recover from swine flu?
Because you have to kill them before you cure them!
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54 inch Buddy the Pig
#6819 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig
Jul 04 2009
Julius Cheeser!
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?
A mouse sandwich!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
“Hard cheese, huh?”
54 inch Granny the Mouse
#6818 54 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse
Dress and bloomer instructions included.
Jun 29 2009
What has four legs and flies?
A Moose-quito!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose be time for another joke!
What do Alaskans celebrate every December?
Chris-Moose!
54 and 23 inch Moose Family
#6844 54 and 23 inch Stuffed Animal Patterns - Plush Mooses
Darling 4.5 ft. tall Mr. & Mrs. Moose with 23″ Baby Moose. Mr. Moose can also be a made as a mounted moose head sporting a 27″ rack spread as shown.
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