Jul
05
2009
At the baa baa shop!
Mary had a little lamb,
Old MacDonald shot it dead.
Now Mary takes the lamb to school
Between two hunks of bread.
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#6808 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Sheep
Bonnie the Sheep is here to help your little one count their z’s.
Jul
05
2009
A brick-layer!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken!
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#6809 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Chicken
Big Red the Rooster is ready to greet you with a cock-a-doodle-doo when the sun rises over the country meadow.
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Jul
05
2009
The corniest ones.
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#6807 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Pig
Move over Conway Twitty, Billy Bob the Pig thinks he’s the next big country music star.
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Jul
05
2009
“That will be $8 for the pattern and $1,000 for the story behind it,” said the proprietor. “Thanks, but I’ll pass on the story.” After he left the store with the pattern, 1000’s of mice started following him. So, he decided to walk out into the local lake, and all the mice drowned. He returned to the store shortly.”Ah-ha! You’ve come back for the story, right?” “Nope,” said the man. “You have any lawyer sewing patterns?”
#6810 17 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Mouse
Allie the Mouse is Minnie’s prettier sister.
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A man bought a Homestead Greeters mouse sewing pattern at a store.
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Jul
05
2009
8! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!
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#6825 23 inch Stuffed Animal Pattern - Plush Reindeer/Moose
Get in the Christmas spirit with Mrs. Reindeer!
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